awwww-cute:

Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people

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bless the tag you put on that post w/ the arctic monkeys' singer
reine-de-faux

stoned-levi:

when bae like her coffee hot but she wont let u be her coffee pot

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when bae only call u when she high

when tha riot van rolls up

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

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vogue-i-s-my-religion:

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My boyfriend wants to try anal but shit fuck na I be reading all these stories people send you tha fuck maybe I'll do it so I can shit all over his dick and be like "you da one who wanted to stick his dick in my asshole" lmao
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